You are viewing jasononi

Observing
Surreal Igloo
You're turning into a penguin. Stop it.
A classy resignation letter: 
Posted June 26th, 2006 at 10:43 am
Oooh...
This was not written by me. Link


Dear Chris,

After an appropriate period of deliberation, I have come to the decision to tender my resignation from Ooops. Company Name, effective November 10, 2000.

Please know that I still maintain a high level of respect for you as a manager and colleague, and I thank you sincerely for the support and assistance you have offered me in each of those roles. I have been proud to work for Ooops. Company Name over the past eight years; it has been a journey that has provided me an unparalleled foundation to move forward to new and exciting opportunities.

As such, I have decided to become a professional pirate. It has always been a dream of mine to live the life of a swashbuckling corsair, beholden to none and master of all I survey. Once my crew of unabashed rogues is assembled, we shall take to the capacious expanse of the high seas to pursue fortune, fame, and hair-raising adventure.

Our path may not be filled with the porcine comforts and technological marvels that Ooops. Company Name provides, but we shall nonetheless move forward to carve a name for ourselves in the annals of bold insurgency and death-defying derring-do. Once I have a keen blade at my hip and the Jolly Roger is flapping high above me, I believe I will find my true calling.

Please note that I am currently accepting applications for First Officer, if you are at all interested in applying. I will provide a full medical and dental plan, which will offer immediate coverage of all maladies other than scurvy and the occasional bout of rickets.

Sincerely,

JollyJackTar
Comments 
Posted June 28th, 2006 at 03:02 pm (UTC)
Posted June 28th, 2006 at 04:33 pm (UTC)
A template?
Posted June 28th, 2006 at 08:45 pm (UTC)
Do you have Kissinger's current address? The jerk never answers his phone.
Posted June 28th, 2006 at 08:56 pm (UTC)
Were you trying his New York office or his DC office?

http://www.kmaglobal.com/
Posted June 28th, 2006 at 08:57 pm (UTC)
I tried calling both (collect, of course.)
This page was loaded Jul 24th 2014, 11:00 pm GMT.