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Surreal Igloo
You're turning into a penguin. Stop it.
A classy resignation letter: 
Posted June 26th, 2006 at 10:43 am
This was not written by me. Link

Dear Chris,

After an appropriate period of deliberation, I have come to the decision to tender my resignation from Ooops. Company Name, effective November 10, 2000.

Please know that I still maintain a high level of respect for you as a manager and colleague, and I thank you sincerely for the support and assistance you have offered me in each of those roles. I have been proud to work for Ooops. Company Name over the past eight years; it has been a journey that has provided me an unparalleled foundation to move forward to new and exciting opportunities.

As such, I have decided to become a professional pirate. It has always been a dream of mine to live the life of a swashbuckling corsair, beholden to none and master of all I survey. Once my crew of unabashed rogues is assembled, we shall take to the capacious expanse of the high seas to pursue fortune, fame, and hair-raising adventure.

Our path may not be filled with the porcine comforts and technological marvels that Ooops. Company Name provides, but we shall nonetheless move forward to carve a name for ourselves in the annals of bold insurgency and death-defying derring-do. Once I have a keen blade at my hip and the Jolly Roger is flapping high above me, I believe I will find my true calling.

Please note that I am currently accepting applications for First Officer, if you are at all interested in applying. I will provide a full medical and dental plan, which will offer immediate coverage of all maladies other than scurvy and the occasional bout of rickets.


Posted June 28th, 2006 at 03:02 pm (UTC)
Posted June 28th, 2006 at 04:33 pm (UTC)
A template?
Posted June 28th, 2006 at 08:45 pm (UTC)
Do you have Kissinger's current address? The jerk never answers his phone.
Posted June 28th, 2006 at 08:56 pm (UTC)
Were you trying his New York office or his DC office?

Posted June 28th, 2006 at 08:57 pm (UTC)
I tried calling both (collect, of course.)
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